Yesterday, Saturday, I went to the boat show in London's docklands. I couldn't believe my eyes. I thought I was at the motor show. There were dormabiles. amphibious cars and a gleaming white Bentley. I turned away and proceeded to the boat section.
Cor, look at that Dad! A massive speed boat higher than a house. No-no sonny, they're for oiks. We'll move on. We then saw lots of sails. A very polite man suggested I share a boat with nine others. I thought to myself, 'how am I to find nine people; I can't even get a crew to sail with me'. I made my excuses and disappeared.
I then visited the stand of my dreams. I was so convinced that I made a purchase. Yes, honestly, I did. And here it is..............
