A joke! [Bob]
Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2001 8:33 pm
Bob wrote:
David Beckham is the guest speaker at a management seminar.
He steps up to the podium and begins his speech.
"They're small and minty and keep my breath fresh for up to two hours, and
to Victoria's delight they're only two calories".
The audience looks stunned, when a small voice from the side of the podium
whispers:-
"No David, you're here to talk about tactics.
David Beckham is the guest speaker at a management seminar.
He steps up to the podium and begins his speech.
"They're small and minty and keep my breath fresh for up to two hours, and
to Victoria's delight they're only two calories".
The audience looks stunned, when a small voice from the side of the podium
whispers:-
"No David, you're here to talk about tactics.